During my first day back at work after a week’s vacation, I needed answers:
Miss Print: “So, you missed me, right?”
Bear: “Yes. Often I would ask myself. Where is my BFF?”
Miss Print: “Hee. Now you’re just trying to butter me up.”
Bear: “Is it working?”
Miss Print: “Ha. Yeah.”
(When did I become the Hotels.com mini shampoo guy?)