“Everyone just knows about it–except for you.”

After my mom accidentally found a racy fan fiction story about characters from “The X Files” and I explained to her what she had actually read:

Mom: “So how would you find fan fiction if you wanted to?”

Miss Print: “I don’t know. I just know it exists.”

Mom: “But how do you know?”

Miss Print: “Everyone just knows about it–except for you.”

Mom: “It’s true.”