“I’m still just a little kid.”

Two boys walk up the circulation desk. One of them (Boy 2 below) checks out a bunch of DVDs including The Little Mermaid.

Boy 1 [incredulous]: “The Little Mermaid?”

Miss Print: “Well, that is a pretty complex movie.”

Boy 1: “Yeah if you’re a little girl.”

Boy 2: “I’m still just a little kid.”

Boy 1: “Well I’m a young man.”

Clearly it’s all about perspective.