Apparently some suburbs are wilder than others. And by wilder, I mean actually wild with wild animals.
Bear: “We had groundhogs where I grew up. And deer. And coyotes. And hens. And roosters.”
Miss Print: “Where the hell did you grow up?”
Bear: “The suburbs. Once this falcon swooped down and grabbed a dove.”
Miss Print: “I once saw a pigeon eating a chicken wing.”
Bear: “That’s just weird.”