“Jack Sparrow?”

While talking to my dear friend “Barbie” via instant message:

Barbie: “I need some Jack.”

Miss Print: “Jack Sparrow?”

Barbie: “Jack Daniels.”

Miss Print: “Oh.”

Barbie: “Either, actually.”

I can’t be sure, but I suspect the above says more about my state of mind than anything else. But, really, who doesn’t need some Jack Sparrow?