While talking to my dear friend “Barbie” via instant message:
Barbie: “I need some Jack.”
Miss Print: “Jack Sparrow?”
Barbie: “Jack Daniels.”
Miss Print: “Oh.”
Barbie: “Either, actually.”
I can’t be sure, but I suspect the above says more about my state of mind than anything else. But, really, who doesn’t need some Jack Sparrow?