“I feel more self-righteous wearing it. Does that count?”

My aunt recently sent me a t-shirt from her trip to Disney World with her daughter. The shirt was made from 100% organic cotton.

Later, I modeled the shirt to see how it fit and show my mom.

Mom: “How does it feel? Does it feel any different?”

Miss Print: “I feel more self-righteous wearing it. Does that count?”

Mom: “No.”