“Why do they do that? Because they’re evil.”

I usually work part time but this semester because of my school schedule I have to work 9 to 5 one day a week (sometimes literally, sometimes 10 to 6). Anyway, when I’m at work for so long I end up having more time to talk to people. Which I try to take advantage of whenever possible. Today that translated to talking to Amy about cats.

Miss Print: “I want to like cats. But they scare me. A cat I used to watch attacked me once.”

Amy: “Yes. They turn on you.”

Miss Print: “Yeah. I would tell people about it and they’d be like ‘oh yeah cats do that.’ Then I’d remind them it wasn’t my cat and it attacked me.”

Amy: “Yeah. Why do they do that? Because they’re evil.”

Finally, someone who understands.