This is why I shouldn’t be allowed to speak when I’m at work.
Miss Print: “How’s it going?”
GC: “All right.”
Miss Print: “Why are you always all right? You’ve been saying that every time I ask for the past month. What’s wrong?”
GC: “All right is my blanket term.”
Miss Print: “So all right is okay . . . ”
GC: “Maybe if i win the lottery I’d say something else like okay.”
Miss Print: “That would be better than all right?”
GC: “Or ‘all right’ in all capital letters.”
Miss Print: “Okay . . . I’m glad we resolved that. I was worried.”
GC: “I appreciate the concern but I’m all right, all capital letters.”
Miss Print: “Glad to hear it.” [Walks away]
Miss Print 
OMG he spoke in full sentences!
And I indeed found this very amusing. GC’s effin awesome.