“I could have been a sociopath”

Ralph and I and others were comparing Christmas decorations. Ralph posited that his childhood tree was superior to all of ours in that it was mounted on a revolving base that played *drum roll* “Jingle Bells.” He may have been right.

Ralph also mentioned the traditional glass ornaments that had an indent on one side like these:


Apparently Ralph spent his youth putting his thumb through these ornaments and hiding the remains from his mother.

Ralph’s post-revelation commentary: “I could have been a sociopath.”

Exclusive bonus content:

Ralph on furnishing his studio apartment: “It’s all to scale.”

Miss Print: “Like a doll house.”

Ralph: “No. To my scale.” (Ralph is 6′ 4″.)

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